My proposition is this: why don't we just say what we fucking mean?
I'm tired of all the emojis and the explanation points to look enthusiastic. Why can't we just use texting the way it was intended, to get our points across? To make plans with friends? We use it as a buffer when getting to know someone, when talking to a potential boyfriend, when making plans for fear of rejection. Why don't we just say what we mean, to someone's face? Or over the phone?
I'm tired of guessing when my friend's mad at me. Why don't you just tell me? I'm tired of using a third person as a buffer in relationships - "do you think Julia would say yes if I asked her out?"
I think life would be a lot less complicated if we just said what we fucking meant. There would be no more misinterpretations, no more reading too much into things. Men are doing it right, in this respect. Women tend to disguise their true intentions, and hope to get their point across. For instance, pettiness and passive aggressiveness. Fuck coming on too strong.