- If you have curly hair, you want straight hair. But if you have straight hair, you want curly hair.
- If you have a cat, you want a dog, and vice versa.
- If you have big boobs, you want small ones, and vice versa.
- To you, your neighbor's yard looks greener than yours. To your neighbor, your yard looks greener.
I'm triple-posting today because each post is pretty short.