Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Things Men & Women Are Tired of Hearing.


Women
  1. Bikini body
  2. Why are you so angry? That time of the month, huh?
  3. Is it shark week?
  4. Aww, you mad baby? It's okay, I know you're on your period.
  5. You're a woman, shave like one.
  6. Trophy wife
  7. "Fuck her right in the pussy"
  8. Classic white girl
  9. Hipster
  10. You should put your hair down more.
  11. You should wear your hair up more!
  12. You shouldn't be out here at this hour.
  13. What were you wearing when you got raped?
  14. Why're you wearing a one-piece with a rack like that?
  15. Flat-chested.
  16. Itty bitty titty committee.
  17. Your baby clock is ticking.
  18. You run like a girl.
  19. You hit like a girl.
  20. You're strong for a girl!
  21. Oh, that's kinda heavy. Let me get that for you.
  22. Is this a feminist thing?
  23. You can't wear makeup if you're a feminist.
  24. You can't blame us for looking if you're wearing that.
  25. Dat ass.
  26. Catcalling.
  27. Feminists aren't looking for equality. They're just a bunch of bitches who want power over men.
  28. Oh, you like sports? Name fifteen players on the team.
  29. You don't need surgery.
  30. You should be a teacher!
  31. You're eating all that?
  32. Oh, you're eating a salad. Are you on a diet?
  33. Ugh, you're such a feminazi.
  34. There's four different types of bodies. The rectangle, hourglass, pear, and apple.
  35. Real women have curves.
  36. Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.
  37. Skinny bitches.
  38. Go eat some ice cream.
  39. Thigh gap
  40. Fat? You're like anorexic!
  41. You should shave everything.
  42. You don't want kids? That's a disgrace to humanity!
  43. You're the crazy ex-girlfriend, aren't you?
  44. Make me a sandwich.
  45. You should be in the kitchen!
  46. Crazy cat lady.
  47. Petite
  48. Plus-sized
  49. Slut
  50. Whore
  51. Obese
Men
  1. My eyes are up here.
  2. Ooh, what's that boner for? You turned on by math?
  3. What are you doing? Jerking off?
  4. You should work out.
  5. Have you been working out?
  6. I like men with six packs.
  7. What do you mean you don't watch sports?
  8. Gay
  9. Fag
  10. Homo
  11. You're a virgin?
  12. You're so sexist.
  13. You probably have such a small dick.
  14. Asians have small dicks.
  15. Dude, you just need to get laid.
  16. I don't want to go in there with you. Don't rape me!

Obviously, there aren't as many things for men because I can't relate, and the buzzfeed vidoes from which I took my inspiration were about women. And I do genuinely think that girls face more peer pressure and judging from society.
As a female, there's another thing I'm tired of: having to be scared walking alone at night. As girls, we have a "rape clock" that ticks all the time, and we subconciously do things all the time to prevent getting raped. I'm not saying taking precautions is a bad thing, but it's a bad thing that we should have to--every minute of our lives, never feeling safe anywhere.
And I'm sure men are tired of being seen as a rapist before a woman even gets to know them, but the reality is women are the victims in this situation. You can't blame us for taking precautions. Have you ever been raped? I've been told it's extrememly traumatizing--if you live through it.
Just some food for thought.

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